Dear Wiper:

Dear Wiper:

Yes, I am well aware that it is hot outside and people tend to sweat when it's hot.
I am also familiar with the fact, and positive solution, that many members of society carry a small hand towel, handkerchief, or tissues to wipe sweat from their bodies.
And yes, I do know that people sweat in the crevasses of their bodies where the skin is tighter and air cannot penetrate as easily.
With that being said, I completely understand your desire to wipe the sweat from those areas.
However, it is my belief that the sidewalk is not the appropriate place to wipe the sweat from one's arse crack.
Perhaps you should decide to do this in the restroom as a way of relieving yourself from the wet liquid in your pants?
If you cannot find a restroom to hide the shame of this act, at least please do not take the used tissue and throw it (baseball style or any other way) into the nearest bushes where someone else will have to clean up you dirty, sweaty, used tissue or where said tissue might blow into the path of others.
Stay Cool, Stay Classy...