Dear Child:
It is not appropriate to defecate in the entrance lobby of the school.
If you feel a pain or pressure in your abdominal region please find the nearest restroom and the toilet located inside.
Leaving feces in the floor is a hazard on many levels.
It's also probably not too great for your social standing.
Not to mention just plain gross!
So, Child, if you need further assistance please see your parents (although we may be past that stage by now) or perhaps the school nurse or even consult a school map!
I don't want to have to step over another contaminated area again so please be cautious...
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