Dear Ear Cleaner:

Dear Ear Cleaner:

While I appreciate you making an effort to clean your ear, it is my recommendation that you:
a) refrain from cleaning your ear while in the presence of others - in this case work and
b) use a q-tip, tissue, or some other special made ear cleaning instrument instead of a pen - I'm not sure how safe, sanitary, or pleasant it would be for the unsuspecting person that might be using that pen after you to feel your sticky and or slimy earwax on their fingers...