Dear Scooter Man:

Dear Scooter Man:

I understand the desire and perhaps even the need to use your cell phone while on your scooter. However, it might be a tad bit dangerous considering you were using your left hand to hold the phone to your ear and your right hand to drive. I say this because the acceleration is controlled by your right hand.
On a side note - Seeing this incident makes me want to become the proud owner of a hands-free device.
Perhaps a bluetooth? (Nice color please - I can hear a nice small, unique one calling my name.)
Now, if I only had that money. (As my wallet growls at me and my credit card whimpers.)...