Dear Inappropriate Poker:
While I realize we all have different ways of showing affection it is my belief that some ways of showing said affections should be censored.
An umbrella is used, by most, for keeping dry from the rain.
However, Inappropriate Poker, you decided to show the guy you care for just how much you care by poking an umbrella in his bum.
Now, what you do with said umbrella in the privacy of your own dwelling is your business but please be respectively to others in public settings (i.e. the restaurant) and refrain from such behavior...
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