Dear Gum Spitter:

Dear Gum Spitter:

While it is understandable that spitting gum out of your mouth and seeing how far you spit it is fun, you should realize that it becomes a tad unacceptable for someone over the age of 10.
It looked like you and your other business friend/colleague were having fun seeing who could spit their gum the farthest and while I'm sure it is fun, it is my recommendation that you do this in a more secluded area than the train station where others happen to be walking by or waiting on the approaching train...

Dear Inappropriate Poker:

Dear Inappropriate Poker:

While I realize we all have different ways of showing affection it is my belief that some ways of showing said affections should be censored.
An umbrella is used, by most, for keeping dry from the rain.
However, Inappropriate Poker, you decided to show the guy you care for just how much you care by poking an umbrella in his bum.
Now, what you do with said umbrella in the privacy of your own dwelling is your business but please be respectively to others in public settings (i.e. the restaurant) and refrain from such behavior...