Dear Gum Spitter:
While it is understandable that spitting gum out of your mouth and seeing how far you spit it is fun, you should realize that it becomes a tad unacceptable for someone over the age of 10.
It looked like you and your other business friend/colleague were having fun seeing who could spit their gum the farthest and while I'm sure it is fun, it is my recommendation that you do this in a more secluded area than the train station where others happen to be walking by or waiting on the approaching train...
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Dear Inappropriate Poker:
Dear Inappropriate Poker:
While I realize we all have different ways of showing affection it is my belief that some ways of showing said affections should be censored.
An umbrella is used, by most, for keeping dry from the rain.
However, Inappropriate Poker, you decided to show the guy you care for just how much you care by poking an umbrella in his bum.
Now, what you do with said umbrella in the privacy of your own dwelling is your business but please be respectively to others in public settings (i.e. the restaurant) and refrain from such behavior...
While I realize we all have different ways of showing affection it is my belief that some ways of showing said affections should be censored.
An umbrella is used, by most, for keeping dry from the rain.
However, Inappropriate Poker, you decided to show the guy you care for just how much you care by poking an umbrella in his bum.
Now, what you do with said umbrella in the privacy of your own dwelling is your business but please be respectively to others in public settings (i.e. the restaurant) and refrain from such behavior...
Monday, July 25, 2011
Dear Potty-Mouth Teacher:
Dear Potty-Mouth Teacher:
I was pleasantly surprised to see a teacher taking time to tutor children after school.
I was not so pleasantly surprised when you proclaimed "shit!" numerous times in front of the children under tutelage.
It is understandable that English is not your first language...wait, no.
You are an adult and a facilitator.
This tells me that you have the social knowledge to know that the word you repeatedly used is not a socially acceptable word in many instances.
This being especially the case in a school setting with children, who pick up new vocabulary and use it, being present.
In the future, it is recommended that you use some common sense/decency and refrain from speaking such words...
I was pleasantly surprised to see a teacher taking time to tutor children after school.
I was not so pleasantly surprised when you proclaimed "shit!" numerous times in front of the children under tutelage.
It is understandable that English is not your first language...wait, no.
You are an adult and a facilitator.
This tells me that you have the social knowledge to know that the word you repeatedly used is not a socially acceptable word in many instances.
This being especially the case in a school setting with children, who pick up new vocabulary and use it, being present.
In the future, it is recommended that you use some common sense/decency and refrain from speaking such words...
Dear Belcher:
Dear Belcher:
Don't.
I understand that passing gas is a normal and even a healthy function of the human body but knowing the time, place and even proper method for doing so is important.
Alone in one's home - fine place to let loose.
In a restaurant at lunch time - not so couth.
If you must belch in a public setting, and this is understandable, Belcher, please refrain from doing loud enough that the other patrons of said restaurant can hear.
While it may make you feel better, it unsettles others...
Don't.
I understand that passing gas is a normal and even a healthy function of the human body but knowing the time, place and even proper method for doing so is important.
Alone in one's home - fine place to let loose.
In a restaurant at lunch time - not so couth.
If you must belch in a public setting, and this is understandable, Belcher, please refrain from doing loud enough that the other patrons of said restaurant can hear.
While it may make you feel better, it unsettles others...
Dear Teacher:
Dear Teacher:
As a teacher you are expected to be a role model for young, impressionable students.
While I respect the fact that you have a good relationship with students it is my belief that a line should be drawn with regards to some antics.
Yes, it might be perceived by some as "funny" to act as a nine year old and attempt to stick both your forefingers up another teachers bum as he is teaching.
However, I think it might be time to stop when the class of third graders is chastising you.
Know boundaries, they can help...
As a teacher you are expected to be a role model for young, impressionable students.
While I respect the fact that you have a good relationship with students it is my belief that a line should be drawn with regards to some antics.
Yes, it might be perceived by some as "funny" to act as a nine year old and attempt to stick both your forefingers up another teachers bum as he is teaching.
However, I think it might be time to stop when the class of third graders is chastising you.
Know boundaries, they can help...
Dear Meeting Organizer:
Dear Meeting Organizer:
When organizing a meeting I appreciate the fact that you let me know the details weeks in advance.
What I do not appreciate, however, is the fact that you changed the meeting time and forgot to inform me of said changes.
Please make an effort to notify me of any future changes as it would be nice to enjoy any future days off in their entirety...
When organizing a meeting I appreciate the fact that you let me know the details weeks in advance.
What I do not appreciate, however, is the fact that you changed the meeting time and forgot to inform me of said changes.
Please make an effort to notify me of any future changes as it would be nice to enjoy any future days off in their entirety...
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Dear Wiper:
Dear Wiper:
Yes, I am well aware that it is hot outside and people tend to sweat when it's hot.
I am also familiar with the fact, and positive solution, that many members of society carry a small hand towel, handkerchief, or tissues to wipe sweat from their bodies.
And yes, I do know that people sweat in the crevasses of their bodies where the skin is tighter and air cannot penetrate as easily.
With that being said, I completely understand your desire to wipe the sweat from those areas.
However, it is my belief that the sidewalk is not the appropriate place to wipe the sweat from one's arse crack.
Perhaps you should decide to do this in the restroom as a way of relieving yourself from the wet liquid in your pants?
If you cannot find a restroom to hide the shame of this act, at least please do not take the used tissue and throw it (baseball style or any other way) into the nearest bushes where someone else will have to clean up you dirty, sweaty, used tissue or where said tissue might blow into the path of others.
Stay Cool, Stay Classy...
Yes, I am well aware that it is hot outside and people tend to sweat when it's hot.
I am also familiar with the fact, and positive solution, that many members of society carry a small hand towel, handkerchief, or tissues to wipe sweat from their bodies.
And yes, I do know that people sweat in the crevasses of their bodies where the skin is tighter and air cannot penetrate as easily.
With that being said, I completely understand your desire to wipe the sweat from those areas.
However, it is my belief that the sidewalk is not the appropriate place to wipe the sweat from one's arse crack.
Perhaps you should decide to do this in the restroom as a way of relieving yourself from the wet liquid in your pants?
If you cannot find a restroom to hide the shame of this act, at least please do not take the used tissue and throw it (baseball style or any other way) into the nearest bushes where someone else will have to clean up you dirty, sweaty, used tissue or where said tissue might blow into the path of others.
Stay Cool, Stay Classy...
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)